you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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