You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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