you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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