Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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