I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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