Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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