I'm going to jail i love you
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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