that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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