I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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