Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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