In the future we'll all be gay
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My cat gives me a boner
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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