Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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