But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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