It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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