Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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