It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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