Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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