my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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