your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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