she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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