This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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