i'm signing you up for texting rehab
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
handjob tips. give me some.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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