I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he shaved USA in his pubs
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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