You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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