i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I currently don't understand fingers.
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