Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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