Where are you?
In a non slutty way
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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