I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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