Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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