day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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