Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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