ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
no you cant smoke seaweed
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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