That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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