So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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