Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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