OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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