its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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