I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Say something about gay babies.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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