the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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