scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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