found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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