Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You are the jesus of drinking
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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