i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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