Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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