Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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