A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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