it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
What a dumb baby whore.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm always down for nudity.
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