Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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