their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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