let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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