This is not my ceiling
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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